JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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