He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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