I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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