Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
i out mim tonsoeep
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