I would go down on you faster than GM stock
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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