BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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