I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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