an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
