the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I'm at about main and main street
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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