Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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