Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Randomize
