I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
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