i came on her dog
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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