I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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