I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
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