he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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