so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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