Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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