My balls are so social today.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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