What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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