physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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