from now on my penis is your penis
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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