some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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