these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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