love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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