Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I accidentally broke up with him while I was drunk which is really too bad since I'd just gotten a birth control perscription so we could start having sex.
Do you think he'd take me back if I said "dude, we need to get back together or this IUD is going to have an existential crisis for not realizing its full potential"?
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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