Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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