Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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