found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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