In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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