yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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