went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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