We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
Randomize
