Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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