oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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