But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Randomize
