i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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