super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
