I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
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