Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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