It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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