my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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