You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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