If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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