fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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