There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
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