i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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