She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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