shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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