She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
