She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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