? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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