took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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