right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
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I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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