Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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