Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
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